A video to show you

This is a funny animation I like to call it the Deuce dance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fMv7e7CcsI&feature=related

This is another animtion I just wanted you to see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAc-et97uyg&feature=related

Stories

Hidden Realm - Strange happenings are afoot in Funkeystown! Overnight a mysterious dirigible has docked at the Funkeystown waterfront. Can you investigate?

Welcome to the Hidden Realm! My name is Kane, the greatest Oni warrior of all time. And I’m in charge here. … well, until the king gets back that is!

Within these walls is the fortress home of the fiercest Funkeys you’ll ever find…the OniI’m the reigning champ the Oni Dojo, and I manage a select team of Oni fighters that has never lost. The dojo is open to challengers who think they can take me down, but don’t even bother if you aren’t a warrior…
Like I said… I’m not sure why that airship started bringing Funkeys here; we were fine without any outsiders messing things up. King Sidd must be up to something, though! The gates are closed… me and my boys have tried hitting em’, bashing em’, whacking em’ and even hitting them some more, but we just cant seem to get them open. Some time back King Sidd climbed the mountain, saying he was determined to take a look around….says he needed to see what lay beyond the borders of the hidden realm.

Long ago it seemed that all was lost. This place, the Perilous Verge, home of the Oni, was besieged on all sides. It seemed as if we were doomed to fall to the marauding horde of the evil King Kahn. King Sidd had all of the paths leading to the Verge destroyed, isolating his people in this fortress high atop the tallest mountain. He instructed me to release the Gauzian Blur, a powerful magic that blurs and obscures, to further shield us.

As we would come to find, without the help of the Oni, the remaining Funkeys tribes finally united under the great King Funkankhamun. Together they were able to drive back the armies of Kahn bringing an end to the Funkazoic Era, and so began the great Golden Age of Funkeys.

Isolated within our walls, and hidden from the outside world, news of the war’s end never reached the Oni. We built the great Oni Dojo so that all of our warriors could perfect their combat skills in preparation for a great battle we didn’t know was over.

As the years passed with no news from the outside world, King Sidd wondered if there was something more to this Funkey existence. So he climbed to the highest point of the forbidden realm, sat under a Bodhi tree, built this telescope, and took a look around.

What he saw amazed him. He saw the different tribes of Funkeys and the wondrous thing that they had built together, realizing that isolation was not the answer. We spent so much time keeping the armies of our enemies out; we lost sight of how to welcome our friends in.

King Sidd, came back a changed Funkey. He immediately set up these here gates. Then he said that I was in charge, closed the gates, and we haven’t seen him since. I could tell you, but Sidd says to reach enlightenment you need figure it out on your own!

So the question to you is….are you feeling Funkey? Well are you? True enlightenment can be yours….if U.B. Funkey.

more stories coming later.

The rest of the music

• MixMaster Scratch! The Funkeys' Funk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab6ArwElMCs&feature=related
• MixMaster Scratch! Magma Gorge Groovehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McEy7zq1Ybw&feature=related
• MixMaster Scratch! Kelpy Basin Boogiehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EGMx9KAMnE&feature=related
• MixMaster Scratch! Laputta Stationhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtprR5dnASg&feature=related
• MixMaster Scratch! Terrapinia http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPJ2SxTGKEU&feature=related

Commercials

• Hidden Realm commercial #1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6fUtJGVXB4&feature=related
• Hidden Realm commircial #2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsSvqhWv6fI&feature=related
• Terripinia commericial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsSvqhWv6fI&feature=related
• Funkiki Island commericial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-sNaRp06KQ

Sorry but I can't find the dreamstate commercial.

Other animations

• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ9biI9KiPM
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB5h9277O_o&feature=related
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV4D1Qylhug&feature=related
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCpiAj7lx2k&feature=related
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5viNaYfbjE
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdIlSH5t1xM&feature=related
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9j1-TsPH2s&feature=related
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9EzJtU-9dM&feature=related

So there you go enjoy all of them bye.

Funkeys music

I'm going to give you all the links of all the music

• Stitch song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVxGnbfKcfA&feature=related
• Bones and Lucky song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx5NiHKG1aA&feature=PlayList&p=E85063DC8583A8F6&index=0&playnext=1
• Waggs song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l15lWmaMk2U&feature=PlayList&p=E85063DC8583A8F6&index=2&playnext=3&playnext_from=PL
• Daydream oaisis song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkrMMLKwC3s&feature=PlayList&p=E85063DC8583A8F6&index=3
• Hidden realm song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7RL0Gvmhc&feature=related
• Nightmare rift song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxGTZS4w1IE&feature=PlayList&p=E85063DC8583A8F6&index=1&playnext=2&playnext_from=PL
• magma gorge song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJb5yu2Cw3Q&NR=1
• Berger and Glubs song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd9-w4BYcdk&feature=related
• Tiki and Snipe song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBhTczK6XF4&feature=related
• Speed racer song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9gvp34C7xU&feature=related

More to come

Still can't find him

I got a question who are these three funkeys

Who are these 2 funkeys on the top next to each other next to Rastro?

Who is this funkey on the top row next to Dot?

didn't find yellow dot yet

I didn't find him yet but I did find something wierd look at this.
The Drift is blue and Ub is red but bones did'nt change you can oviesly tell they set it up like the Dreamstate starterkit but woah didn't expect that.

Green Dot

Look at this Dot umm it's green veryrare dot Don't beleave me see for yourself.
So maybe they probably are going to make rare and veryrare form cool but I can't find yellow anyway I found green as a matter a fact I'm going to search yellow dot right now.

Art Blog

No one noteced I am posting on my new art blog ok ok I'll give you the link
welcome to my new blog http://wearwolfwithapenpadandpencil.blogspot.com/ just so you know it is not about funkeys as I told you earlyer in the year so here you go enjoy.

I know all three Mauls and 2 Rastros

The 3 Mauls are White,Blue,and Brown and the 2 Rastros are Red and blue,and white
p.s Maul is on hidden realm? woah look he probably is on the reasent picture I put on it has the hidden realm logo then in that case why didn't they release him with the other ones?hmmmmmmmmmmmm.And why didn't they release the starterkit with Bones and U B in series 1 I mean most people have him from either series 1 or the starterkit with Bones and Drift Why?

Wowsers!!

Series 5 almost out take a look at Maul Rastro and the starter kit

funkeys Arrowhead finished

Sorry I can't show you the picture because I don't have my camera with me yet so there you go

p.s 2 more funkeys I thought of that I'm going to make.

The Zone Returns

There's more funkeys that I thought of that makes the unreleased funkey zone return.

Remember last time what I told you to do so you know do it and if you didn't see it last time read it.

Lets get started.

Sorry I can't find pictures of some of them.

The Car salesman

When you buy a car you see this character and he is this car salesman he's found in the speed racer station and in terripinia in a big red and blue car.Do you think this will be released at all it will be an exclusive or a prototype? so as you know or should know put answers in comments.

The stand worker

In terripinia where you get furniture and stuff in the line of stands the guy inside them is who I'm talking about do you think this is going to be a prototype,an exclusive or never released.

The news reporter

The news reporter is when the first time you enter speed racer and it shows the news reporter and he happens to be right here.

do you think this is a never released an exclusive or prototype?

The hidden realm guy

I don't know what his name is but here's a picture of him.

Do you think this is an exclusve a prodotype nevr released or in stores?

That was the last funkey so more news coming

Ha Ha Ha

On the video HR DC did anyone ever notice I found Kali on there on this one video I saw about how he found Kali on there just watch it and press pause when you see the boat before they show raj oh I forgot the owner of the HR DC video removed it ok then go to funkeys HR DC I found Kali and it shows the white Kali the only one in hidden realm I'm missing other than Kane, King Sidd,Oni,and them.
Funkeys Paradox still not out yet
Checked on ebay and still no funkeys Paradox maybe they might come the end of June hmmmm we'll check with that later.
Four more to go
I only have four more to go and I'll have every single funkey other than the exclusives and prodotypes such as Dot and those guys you know what I mean.
Almost 100th post
Since the first day I opened my blog which was January 6 2009 I've posted 82 including this one I'm not going to tell anyone what I'm doing for the celebration hint it has to do with $!*@#(!$& and
Never telling just going to Have to find out yourself wich you never will only I know Ha Ha Ha.

More news is on the way at U.B. Funkeys Are Cool

funkeys posters

Sorry these were old ones I just wanted to show you.

Oh my gosh

Someone has Taejo,Bandit,Odometer,and very rare Chim Chim so there probably is prodotypes of those sweet!
if you want to see the video I found this on go tohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bERiIS6HkCs and you can see for your self enjoy.
Now I'll tell you the funkey of the week that I missed funkey of the week is Bandit he probably is a prodotype he was supposed to be released in funkiki island funkeys but he never got released officaly more news comming back at you on U.B. Funkeys are cool.

complete with Sprocket

This morning at kmart I found a black sproket wich is the very rare now I have all three!!!

Custom Funkey Rampage

Well there is funkeys I just found on google they are crazy!!!

Well those are the funkeys more news later.

The End of The Zone

So this is the end of the zone. Leave your answers as comments as I said the last 2 nights for this last one or should I say thease ones let wrap this up.



Series 5 funkeys

I posted thease funkeys for the funkeys of the week and thease funkeys are supose to come this month.Do you think thease will be a prototype ,exclusive,or local at stores? anwers,comments.

The Sprocket Shirt

I never posted this but I was the first to find it before ub funkeys are fun found it at the time I couldn't sighn in it wouldn't let me so think this is coming in stores prototype or an exclusive.

That was the last funkey of the zone so see ya later I might realese much later the custom funkeys I made er I doubt it probably not ,bye news coming soon

The Zone Continues

Do you remember what I posted last night?Well today I'm continuing that descusion so lets get started.

The other henchmen

The red henchmen came out in stores at the k-mart adventure pack .Will the green,purple,and blue be a prototype or an exclucive?Leave your answers as comments.

DC Heros

In July of last year there was a toy show and it had DC heros funkeys and then a commirical and it said coming fall 2009 but the hidden realm came out in december 12 2008 so do you think they will release in stores,be an exclucive,or just a prototype?Answers in comments.
King Sidd and Kane

These two funkeys are suppose to be in the hidden realm adventure pack do you think these will be released in stores,and exclucive or,a prototype?Comments.

The last funkeys of the zone will be posted tommaro

Questions/Un released funkey zone

I have some questions if you can on a comment can you please tell me some answers?
When is the dream state and hidden realm adventure pack coming out?
How did you get Kane and Oni? I'm talking to you Bones111.
Was it a prototype?
Are they making the white Marshall in the dreamstate adventure pack?
Did they ever make a Bandit prototype?
Was it normal,rare ,and very rare

How many were made? You know how they made a prodotype for taejo and some people have him?

Do you think any people have these other funkeys?
Speaking of taejo how many did they make Normal rare or very rare or all three
What are thease two funkeys names?Don't pay attention to Ace,Mulch,Maul,Gabby,or Tank

just that speaker funkey and that other like sky diver looking funkey.

Real Thinking Zone

So you know they made a prototype Taejo and they had high prices on ebay what funkeys do you think they are either going to officaly release or just come in an exclusive or prototype ?
give comments for your answers.

Dot
Well they made a comicon exclusive of him
Do you think they'll make him in stores,or keep him an exclusive?
leave comments.

Goya and the plant funkey


These two villans are supose to be in the dreamstate adventure pack so it probably will be in stores or will it?Will it be in stores,ro in prototype only,or an exclusive? leave your comments


Bandit

I've never seen this in prodotype or in any of the toy shows that had funkeys.Will they ever make this funkey,is it going to be a prototype,an exclusive,or a funkey in the store ? Leave comments.
Other speed racer funkeys
The including funkeys are Teajo speed racer odometer and those other ones Do you think they will eventuely come out,be an exclusive,or a prototype? leave comments.

This is all I will do right now the rest is coming soon.Leave those comments................Bye

Early funkey of the week!

Since the funkeys series 5 is nearly coming out I'll tell you early funkey of the week

the funkey of the week is.......................THE WHOLE SERIES 5 I chose all of these funkeys for funkey of the week because they're coming out soon.The series 5 funkeys include Maul,Tadd,Ace,Nectar,Mulch,Rastro,and posibly that one speaker funkey.

WOO HOO !!!!!!!!!!

Sorry I didn't post for a while there wasn't much news but Iv'e got some briliant news right here the OFFICAL SERIES 5 FUNKEYS ARE GOING TO BE RELEASED JUNE 2009 if you dont believe me just see for your self athttp://www.entertainmentearth.com/hitlist.asp?searchfield=funkeys&eeshop= or you can look at the pictures above.

Good morning

There is no funkeys news so far this morning will see later about if there is any funkeys news today.

p.s I'm opening up new blog BUT it's not about funkeys it's about art I will post custom funkeys I made on there though

What the heck !!!!!!!!#2

It says Bones111 has Kane, and Oni well that probably means that the HIDDEN REALM ADVENTURE PACK IS OUT!!!!!!!!!!! Or it's probably a prodotype because there are none on ebay hmm oh well we'll figure out about that later

p.s I'm opening up a new blog and on this blog right here funkeys are cool that you're on right now is from now on going to have a daily opening and closing for the day.

sorry for some reason I couldn't log in

I couldn't log in so I couldn't post but now I can post ............... FINALY! So I'll tell you all the news you know that you missed from my non posting insident so here we go

First, there is a ub funkey t shirt with the character sprocket that I saw about 2 weeks ago on ebay but like I just told you on the first paragraph that I couldn't post so I wasn't the first to post it I didn't even post it uuuuuggggggggg!!!! Well if you want to see this awsome shirt either go to http://ubfunkeys.thespeakeasy.com or http://www.ebay.com then click on search and type in funkeys t shirt and boom wala you see it and posibly buy it.

Now for the last paragraph wich is the funkey of the week from Sunday that I missed you get to see it now ok funkey of the week is THE BATMAN. This character is my favorite comic hero and DC comic hero but he isn't my favorite funkey character on the DC figures. It would have to be the Joker but I already chose him as funkey of the week and I always want to choose different funkeys and not the same ones so I think he deserves it too because I've been reading the Batman comics and to me those are the bomb.I'm not going to give you the picture because I don't have to you can just see it on my sidebar and I'm not sure when the DC hero funkeys will come in stores but all I know was on this like comirical said that the DC hero funkeys and hidden realm funkeys will come out fall 2009 but the hidden realm funkeys came on december 12 (wich was 3 days before my tenth b-day)And if thats the case the DC ones might come soon but they havent come yet lets just hope it is not comming out in fall of 2009 because it is only spring thats a long time so keep your hopes up.

Ok I guess I was wrong this isn't my last paragraph I just want to mention this is my 70th post since day one wich was January 6 2009.

Well thats all the news I got for you right now I'll post soon bye (for now only if I don't find any more news bye but if not hello)

WHAT IN THE WORLD !!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone has a series 5 funkey and a prodotype Taejo I know what it was.Maybe she was a friend of Radica so she got those hmm oh well no my custom funkeys are probably the rarest ever and no one has them but me so I have no envy plus I can get the same series 5 funkey when it comes out it would be the same funkey and since they have it so early it probably is not the store out quality like how when they release it is and I am patient with funkeys because I respect it so ha ha ha I'll have the same funkey or maybe funkeys just later no difference at least I have my own custom funkeys that I made and no one else does.

Um Sorry I kept you waiting

Dear Funkey Fans,

I guess I didn't post in a while and people must of been waiting so sorry.And I guess none of the other funkey sites didn't either I will improve with this non-posting deal here only when I have some time.OH and if any one talks smack about how it was a gap in my posting I'm not sorry I'll just keep you waiting OK.

Okay and since I wasn't posting for a while I'm also going to tell you the the three funkey of the weeks for the last three weeks I forgot to tell you OK


The funkeys of the weeks are Nectar,Scales,and Fallout.Nectar is a new funkey from series 5 wich looks like a bumble bee,Scales is a reacent funkey I made and he looks um I don't think I can tell you what he looks like sort of like a sea monster and a mutated alien mixed together Ok you should probably just scroll down the blog to see for your self Ok? OK. Now everyone here should know Fallout from series 1 if you don't know him I guess you don't know alot of funkeys better yet if you didn't know him I guess you don't know funkeys at all.

So there is the catching up news oh p.s Taejo is not coming out that one was a prodotype it wouldn't be selling for $800 (wich is like 160 funkeys) and thats the one on ebay if it was officaly released although the Dot is rare that Teajo is 100 times rarer they probably only made like 2000 Dots they probably only made 3 - 5 Taejos or if not that less that was accidently made that. Getting a Taejo is like seeing a green Dot wich is the very rare one at Wal Mart or Target or if seeing a very rare chim - chim impossible unless it was ever released but I doubt it.Well bye next post soon.

From Wear Wolf
p.s READ THIS OKAY!!!