Like I said… I’m not sure why that airship started bringing Funkeys here; we were fine without any outsiders messing things up. King Sidd must be up to something, though! The gates are closed… me and my boys have tried hitting em’, bashing em’, whacking em’ and even hitting them some more, but we just cant seem to get them open. Some time back King Sidd climbed the mountain, saying he was determined to take a look around….says he needed to see what lay beyond the borders of the hidden realm.
Long ago it seemed that all was lost. This place, the Perilous Verge, home of the Oni, was besieged on all sides. It seemed as if we were doomed to fall to the marauding horde of the evil King Kahn. King Sidd had all of the paths leading to the Verge destroyed, isolating his people in this fortress high atop the tallest mountain. He instructed me to release the Gauzian Blur, a powerful magic that blurs and obscures, to further shield us.
King Sidd, came back a changed Funkey. He immediately set up these here gates. Then he said that I was in charge, closed the gates, and we haven’t seen him since. I could tell you, but Sidd says to reach enlightenment you need figure it out on your own!
So the question to you is….are you feeling Funkey? Well are you? True enlightenment can be yours….if U.B. Funkey.
more stories coming later.